END FOR THE "DON"

It has been widely reported that the Lay Low Don is dead.  The end came on an icy and remote moutain road.  The Don had stopped by the side of the road to take...uh.....uh....take in the view.  A new style hit man, recruited by the mob, approached the Don's car from the rear and did the job he was hired to do.  The only information about the "eater" is that he's from the San Francisco bay area and goes by the name Packo Whacko.  Some skiers, who had stopped on the other side of the road to take.....uh.....uh.....to take in the view, took a snap shot of the final moments.  Packo spotted them and bounced over to where they were and said he would not harm them if they gave him every quarter they had on them.  Investigators at the scene said there was not much left.  Part of a chauffer's hat and three spark plugs was all they could find.